(Breitbart)—Despite changing his story multiple times, dry-humping the PR-tested word “humility,” and appearing on every program this side of Wayne’s World out of Aurora, Illinois, Jake Tapper’s fake-ass book Original Sin moved only 53,737 units during its debut week.
Meanwhile, the ratings on his already basement-rated CNNLOL show cratered by 25 percent.
As a great man once said: “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.”
As another great man once said: “Tee hee.”
Now, that 57,737 number is all about context. My first and last novel didn’t sell any 57,737 units (allow me to once again thank you all for nothing). If it had sold 57,737 copies, the cocaine and whores would’ve already killed me. And, to be fair, those 57,737 units sold were enough to put Tapper and his co-author Alex Thompson at the top of the far-left New York Times’ bestseller list. The thing is this…
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